  GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES Inside every older person is a younger person -  wondering what the hell& nbsp; happened.  Cora& nbsp; Harvey Armstrong- nbsp;  Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. nbsp;  But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.  The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. nbsp;  -
Helen Hayes ( at 73)  I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.
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 I think of them as stray eyebrows.
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Janette Barber-  Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Lily Tomlin-  A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
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Carrie Snow-  Laugh and the world laughs with you.
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 Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
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Laurie Kuslansky-  My second favorite household chore is ironing.
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My first being,
 hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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Erma Bombeck-  &
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 Old age ain't&
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no place for sissies.
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Bette Davis-  A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
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 A woman must do what he can't.
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Rhonda Hansome-  The phrase " working mother"  is redundant.
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Jane Sellman-  Every time I close the door on reality,  it comes in through the windows.
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Jennifer Unlimited-  Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.
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 Luckily,  this is not difficult.
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Charlotte Whitton-  Thirty- five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
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Caryn Leschen-  I try to take one day at a time -  but sometimes several days attack me at once.
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Jennifer Unlimited-
 If you can't be a good example -  then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
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Catherine-  When I was young,  I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss.
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 And they called ME slow!
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Kathy Buckley-  I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -  and I'm also not blonde.
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Dolly Parton-  If high heels were so wonderful,  men would still be wearing them.
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Sue Grafton-  I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
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Roseanne Barr-  When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.  Men invade another country.
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Elayne Boosler-  Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
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Maryon Pearson-  In politics,  if you want anything said,  ask a man.
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 If you want anything done,
 ask a woman.
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Margaret Thatcher-  I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
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Gloria Steinem-  I am a marvelous housekeeper.
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 Every time I leave a man,  I keep his house.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor-  Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
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Eleanor Roosevelt-
