  So I wanna get a birthday cake for James' 31st birthday because it's his golden one and everyone deserves a great cake on their golden birthday. I still remember my Barbie cake from my 4th birthday. While surfing for ideas I come across something corny like this: Which would totally work.
Or even this: But then I see this: And at first glance I'm thinking, a coffin? For a kid's birthday? What would you write on top? "Here's to one more year closer to DEATH Timmy! " "Life's a bitch and then you die kid! " "Pretty soon you'll have one foot in the grave. Enjoy it while it lasts! " What the hell? Then I noticed that the caption for the cake said it was a treasure chest. And I'm soooooooooooo relieved! 
