  New kitty! oh my god! Apparently it is going to be named Samo. But no one seems to want that. I think its better than its original name of Owl. The people named it that because they thought it looked like an owl.
How the hell can a cat be an owl? It is a cat! A cat! Stupid Idots surround me(Anything that you don't understand or seems stupid, ridiculous, etc. is most likely an inside joke. because i'm stupid like that).
I hate my dog. My plan is to get rid of Scooby (little dumbass dog) and then get a rottweiler or something. Scooby has corrupted my other dog and made it a stupid little dumbass dog too. Hell with it! I just need to get rid of both of my dogs and replace them with rottweilers. How the hell do you spell rottweiler?
Don't you hate that suspicious feeling of stupidity that you get when you think you spelled something wrong? Cat needs better name. Must think. I need help on this. It's a black cat with three white spots, one on its neck and two on its stomach. If anyone even bothers to read the first sentence of this or even all the way to this point they are going to tell me immediately a good name.
But I am expecting absolutely no feedback on this, due to my stupidity. 
