  This morning when my 2 year old son woke up he rolled over, smiled at me and let it rip. It like GREAT he’s only 2 and they sound like there coming from a man! What will I do when he reaches his teen years! But let me confess, it’s partly my fault. SO here comes the confession… My husband hates “wind breaking, tooting, farting, gas” or whatever you call it. I will not lie, and you shouldn’t either…we all do it. Well, sometimes I do it more then others. My motto is if you are in public you find a safe polite place, BUT if you are at home with your family you just do what you got to do.
My husband can not STAND it. It makes me laugh at his reaction, and after 7 years he has adjusted somewhat. While I was pregnant it was the worst. I told my husband I was praying for a very gassy child, and then we could both go sit on his lap and fart. He was like NOOO! Well the Lord heard my ornery prayer and now it is coming back to haunt me. I HAD A BOY! What was I thinking when I said that. He listens to his dad, and he doesn’t always side on my side when we horseplay. Such as last Saturday, (Saturday’s are the worst…we play to hard) my husband owed me several paybacks for things that I had done to him.
Namely…um throwing ICE COLD WATER (Ice cubes included) over the shower curtain… etc. Well I had done that (several times- different days of course) and not got paid back until last Saturday. I had locked the door… I am not stupid. BUT my husband was pounding on the door saying he needed to use the bathroom (we only have one) so I finally say FINE and open up.
Watching the hands the whole time… the minute I put down my guard- SPLASH, and as I am yelling he comes with another cup- SPLASH! Now I am like Revenge is MINE… but here is out son helping his DAD. GREAT I guess I need another child, so it will be even. (NOT YET! ) What’s funny is that he has never got me back before. He said I told too many people about him screaming like a girl and it got me. So I gotta come up with something new for the revenge…anybody got any ideas? 
