  15 April 2003: Spring has arrived at Bonkers PLC and the MD is feeling frisky &nbsp; If you no longer wish to receive this weekly newsletter from Bonker PLC, please reply with Unsubscribe in the title.
During weekly marketing meeting after the account manager from our external PR agency has left the room, the MD says to&nbsp;me and my boss: "Well, what do you two think of K? I'm not impressed. She looks like shit. She is not glamorous and she should be if she is in PR, don't you think?
No tits, no make up and ginger hair. L, will you have a word with&nbsp;T (who runs the PR agency) and tell her that K needs to sort herslf out if she is going to retain the account. I know K's from New Zealand, and they're all outdoors types there, but what the fuck does she look like? " Me: "MD, now about the new advertising..." MD: Yeah, Don't use the same girls as last time they were shit and this time I want them in knickers and bras.." Me: "But the shot is of them going for a walk through the development by the new parkland&nbsp;alongside the river" MD: "Yeah, Janet Raeger, lots of nipples, right. " Me: "Right, well I'll have a word with the agency and see what they can come up with. How about short skirts?
" MD: "Nipples Nick, nipples. " Me: "Okey, dokey. " MD: "Right, now&nbsp;where is my costing for the optimised penthouse units in A3 and A4? "........... 
