  I went home last night with the intention of doing two things – searching my satellite dish programming for “Perfect Strangers” and going to sleep early.
While I did end up going to sleep early, my satellite search was a bust. Can someone please explain to me why “Full House” plays twice a day as a syndicated rerun on some channel or another, while “Perfect Strangers” is nowhere to be found?!? This doesn’t make any sense at all. Mildly entertaining at best, one can only watch so much Bob Saget in her lifetime. Ditto with Dave Coolier. (As a side note, my toleration for John Stamos is MUCH higher). Anyway, you could never call that show a classic. It was just a sitcom. The same goes for “Family Matters,” which was a SPINOFF OF “PERFECT STRANGERS” FOR GOD’S SAKE. I mean, seriously, Harrriet didn’t even exist before working in the elevator at the paper where Larry and Balki worked.
Don’t be ridiculous. I won’t go further into the intricacies that make EVERY EPISODE of “Perfect Strangers” a classic. I will only tell you that crouching foreigners dressed as Ninjas who were goatherders in Mepose NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY. There are many websites devoted to the show, even petitions that have been signed to get it back onto the air. USA Network, why have you forsaken us? 
