  I'm late, I know...but...FEH! My Friday was going smoothly right between 2pm and 3pm . Not many calls, not much work, etc. But then all of the sudden at 3pm SHABLOOIE! tons of work, more phone calls, and a boat load of morons from every direction !!
I was going insane ! However, I won't detail it...I've been doing that all week...so instead, let me tell you about a wonderfully magical film entitled "The Village. " The V --Vile I --Idiotic L -- Lame L --Ludicrous A -- Annoying G -- Garbage E --Extravaganza! Yess ! The Village is one of the worst pieces of corn-filled rat crap to ever be put on the silver screen!
Sure it has some good themes in it. Yes, a pretty good cast of well-respected actors, and yay! It even has good continuity! However, without " spoiling " the movie for any one person who may read this; There is a major plot point that is revealed about half-way into the film, and then we're supposed to be sca red of this plot point twenty to thirty minutes later?? Also, I know blind people have a sort of " sixth sense " about certain things, but C'MON! (see it and you'll know what I'm saying. ) Did the music really have to be that somber for the whole 108 minutes? Why do they advertise it as a vehicle for Joauquin (sp?
) Phoenix?? There are so many questions in my head about this worthless waste of time and money and film that I can't think of all of them! In my opinion, don't go see this at the theater, don't rent it when it comes to DVD, don't purchase it on pay-per-view, don't even watch it on HBO/Showtime . Because each of the aforementioned ways of viewing this film requires that money comes from you pocket.
No! Instead, wait until one of your friends (usually the 'stupid' one) buys in on DVD and borrow from them...then BREAK THE DVD IN HALF ! Or, you may choose to wait until it comes on ABC, because that's all free! Don't be fooled and watch in on TNT on some Friday , Saturday , and Sunday a couple of Summers from now! NO ! TNT is basic cable, but you still have to pay for it! I'm done venting! 
