  It's really just too bad they can't decriminalize pot for the months leading up to the election. 1. Stunts gag reflexes, making it possible to vote without vomiting all over the booth. 2. Feeling of well-being, to offset the feeling that no matter who you vote for, you're just screwed. 3. Removes any bits of guilt that might be left over after voting with your concience instead of your party. 4. Makes you hungry, and able to order "Potatoes prepared in the Belgian manner" with a straight face. 
