  Hi y'all, I'm eating a nectarine right now - yummy! You know, they totally kick peaches ass. See nectarines taste and look exactly like peaches but without all that nasty fuzz. It's like (and this is directed to all the ladies and gay men that read my blog) an ass without all the hair on it. Would you prefer a hairy ass or a smooth one? Exactly. Later, The ~~~~~ 
