  My manager looks kind of like Dilbert's boss. Though he is much nicer, not evil at all. But he does have those tufts of hair on the side of his head that kind of stick up around the bald spot. And he even has wicked looking eyebrows that stick up like horns as well. He sits on the other side of my cube wall so I can hear all of his conversations.
About halfway through the summer he acquired a slinky given out by a consulting firm - now all I hear all day is that slinky "zzzp zzzp zzzp. " We call it his pet slinky and it goes everywhere with him. The other day he left a meeting to go back to his desk to get it. No one dares touch that slinky. Fun times here at NWA. Now I'm just waiting to go out for happy hour with my team - I love goodbye parties for me. 
