  1) Have an orgy with Michael Rosenbaum, Joaquin Phoenix, and John Mayer (shut up! ) 2) Slap Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, or Gwyneth Paltrow. Preferably all 3. I’d put J-Lo on that list but I’m worried I would never be able to get the body bling off my hand. 3) Make out with Baby Spice circa 1997. 4) Travel all over Europe (I’ve got to have some normal wishes) 5) See the Pyramids in Egypt 6) Have an orgy with Michael Rosenbaum, Joaquin Phoenix, and John Mayer (can you tell I really want this? ) 7) Fall truly, madly, deeply, in love 8) See my daughter graduate from college 9) Be able to afford to buy a house in San Diego 10) Have an orgy with Michael Rosenbaum, Joaquin Phoenix, and John Mayer (pretty please with sugar on top) 
