  well today started as normal as i guess any day can start if you call the baby throwing up on you, some dumb female driver cutting you off and realizing you have more work than time on your hands...oh well...interesting thought i had today or rather a few interesting thoughts. let's start those boobs..yeah you read right boobs meaning breasts...there i said it...i sat and thought how over rated those %$#things are..when i think about it they are almost like children...they want to be dressed up in nice clothes, ei. lacy bras...overpriced lacy bras that is..they need to be held and loved like kids...they need air and water and cream and food to keep them in tip top condition...that is if you do not want them to look old before their time...and then in the long run they let you down or rather they let themselves down...they give in to gravity and they realize they are getting older and they decide they do not have to hang around they decide to hang down....way down....you see how things work?
?hmmmm , leaving me being grateful i am not that well endowed dont get me wrong i am not the president of the itty bitty titty commitee but i am not hung like well you get the picture...peter piper has a billboard up a purple dinasour holding up a slice of pizza with a pepperoni on the end of on the side of the road i imagine that is what my boobs as i affectionately call them will look like when it comes their time to hang around or rather down.
so ladies of the world whether you have small, medium or large take care of them for you will one day find they like children have their good, wonderful and sad to say lazy days. it all comes down to the same thing one day you will wake up and find that the children (booobs)have decided they just want to hang around or down what ever the case may be..and you of course will be left holding the bill or bra.....until next time... Julia 
