  well my weekend was pretty chill. i went down south (to my roots) and visited some cool ass people. the first cool thing that happened to me was the world premiere of a brand spankin' new edgebrook song . now that shit was the shit. after all that ass kicking was over, we walked our bum asses to john's house for some semi-gaming. i wasn't really into cus i suck at halo.
but the 9 or so kittens he had lying around were pretty entertaining, so you know...i was entertained. and the whole while everyone's hungry and we don't know what to do cus we're all bums without cars and we ended up taking the pata mobile and heading on over to WOK DELIGHT (whoop whoop). actually it was pretty bad, i mean from the young asian prostitutes serving you to the flies to the unfortunate fortunes. speaking of which, how often do two ordinary people sitting right next to each other get the exact same fortune on the exact same day at the exact same hour?! cus me and john got this mess: &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp You have an optimistic faith and confidence in life. so of course you know i keeps it real and we DEMAND a new fortune cookie or else we were gonna bring the house down.
so the like 5 year old cashier gives in and gives us our fresh new fortunes. now that's what i'm talking about. we gets ours. so on the road again. we walk our asses to value village, the coolest clothing store on the planet and check out some "new" threads. well, i find urlLink these badass shades and an awesome national honor society polo.
keep in mind that these clothes are "previously worn" but still hold a certain sentimental value. haha that polo was more like "previously assed" cus it sure smelled like it. but it's all good, i spent $1.60 on the polo and .60¢ on the glasses, coming to a grand total of $1.52 (tax included). you must be saying to yourself, "What-Whaaaaaat?! But $1.60 + .60¢ = $2.20 TIM! " apparently the woman working the register wasn't qualified enough to operate it properly.
just goes to show you how much skool should be first in your life. well, i'm not complaining. you girls out there that spend lots of mula can learn a thing or two about saving money from urlLink this guy . and BAM i'm back at the razo mansion. razo's crackin' the whip, telling me to fix his damn computer. and since i'm not looking to hurt the guy, i do as i'm told.
so we watch the Reel Big Fish DVD to pass the time it took me to kick his computer's ass. whooo it took longer than i thought; that mofo was on all night updating as slow as hell and stupid me i'm right behind it making sure it's okay for the entire night while razo caught up on his beauty sleep. that's right, i haven't been asleep for 24 hours kids. and you know what a lack of sleep can do to you, right? it'll make you do some crazy shit. like taking pictures of yourself: urlLink is that...sunlight?
urlLink check out my buddy holly spectacles urlLink this bandana is gangsta so sleep when you can or urlLink this will happen to you! when razo finally wakes up he's like "What the fuck bitch hurry the hell up with my computer! " and i start like rushing cus he's dangerous like that. after a while we decide to catch a flick (Anchorman). it was pretty funny, i dug it. we had to wait outside to get picked up and some pregnant chix were checkin' out razo and i had to like kick them in the stomachs to get them away from the poor guy.
and then razo's wonderful mother gives me a ride home. i finally get home and the first thing i did was shat. i'm not too fond of dropping bombs in other people's houses, so i waited til i was back home and kept it real in my own bathroom. this concludes my kickass weekend. oh yeah i got this awesome song by urlLink Andy Hunter . it's called Go.
note to self: get a car. 
