  Many people have told me that my degree is useless and, at least in a superficial sense, they’re right (it doesn’t help me get a job, it commands absolutely no respect and makes me look like a clown for spending in the region of £10k in fees and loans on it. ) However, I have refused to be pessimistic and have attempted to ‘think outside the box’. The result of this cogitation is my Top Five Uses for an Apparently Useless Degree. I hope you enjoy and indeed, take inspiration from it as you too struggle to find uses for your BA (Bugger All) degree... 1. Silly hat 2. Incontinence pants 3. Litter scoop 4. Beer mat 5. Chip wrapper 
