  Band practice this afternoon. Got really mad at some guys from my section. Namely Zach and Alex. Zach for squirting me with a water bottle and dumpin salt on me. Subsequently, he made me want to do mean, horrible, terribly painful things to him. As for Alex, well that kid needs to take some Ritalin or something.
Or a muzzle would work. No wait scratch that. A straight jacket would work. He's had to do more push-ups than Brittany Spears bra. (Now watch the people come flocking to this site. ) Seriously, if I were section leader, he would be skinny by now.
"You moved, 90 push-ups. ) Band nerds are better than regular nerds cause they can count to four while playing music. They rock. I'm mad. And bored.L8er 
