  I don't remember who it was who introduced me to the idea of one-handed typing. (No, not that sort of one-handed typing! ) If you know how to touch-type, you know that certain letters belong to the left hand and certain letters belong to the right hand. Maybe it was Andrei urlLink Codrescu on urlLink NPR who did a piece on this idea. Talking about which entire words could be done with left-handed letters or right-handed letters. One of the jokes I remember from the commentary is that "Jimmy" is on the right while "Carter" is on the left, and that was the problem with the president himself. (Touch-type those names and you'll get the point. ) Codrescu, if it was him, did this bit back in the 1980s.
Some things stick with me. So I tried to see exactly how politically leftist a "poem" I could manage with all left-handed words. Here's what I came up with: after we saw free trade a rat race was vast fat cats bearded bastards wages were bad we rads scarred scabs swabbed sweat saved drab dresses bartered rags a secret race ate feasts as we starved far freer were we aware as we were sage reds 
