  Ok, thought it would be fun to post some random quotes from around my workplace. I work at an ISP that also happens to be a game room. I have 2 full time co-workers, and a few part timers, so their is alot of things being thrown around. Without further adu, the quotes. Potty Humor *In our office above the bathroom door we have installed a flashing red light that comes on when people are in the bathroom. This saves us embarrasing moments trying to break in on someone and also serves as a warning system of the foul oders that may be eminating from the room.
Here are some quotes from people as they exit this area. Justin: Wow, that had some legs on it! Mike: Dag, that was some work Evan: Did you turn on the fan? Mike: Theres a fan? Evan: DID YOU TURN ON THE FAN!?! Mike: I think so.
Evan: Ohhhhh! Its wafting! Evan: Don't go back there. Mike: I think I blew an "O" ring. Justin: I had to do Le mas to get that thing out. Mike: I thought it was going to be a candy bar, but it was more like oatmeal.
Mike: Are you ok? Evan: I think I dropped a kidney back there. Evan: THERES NO TOILET PAPER BACK HERE! Mike and Justin: Giggle like little girls Justin: What crawled up you and died? Mike: My pet gerbal, her name was Samantha. Mike: That was cool.
You could actually see it ramp up from small intestine to large intestine by the size. Game Room Slop * As I said, we have a game room in our offices, so we get to hear all sorts of interesting conversations* Customer: The game cheated! It hates me! It knows I am sitting here, who I am and it cheats against me! Evan: Suck it up whiner. Customer 1: I really like this swedish death metal band.
Customer 2: Yeah there really cool, but their songs are gay. Customer 1: So you say their cool, but their songs are gay. Are you coming out of the closet?? Customer 2: I don't know, maybe. Is that bad? Customer: So how much is it the first hour?
Justin: $5.00 Customer: You know you would get alot more people in here if it was free. Justin: Yes, but then we would not make any money. Customer: Yeah, but alot more people would be here. Tech Support Hotline *This is where some of the best quotes come from* Customer: I am having a problem connecting to you guys. Mike: Ok, lets look at your settings, could you double click "My Computer" please. Customer: Ok. Mike: Could you double click on "dial up networking" please.
Customer: Ok. Mike: With your right mouse button could you click the connection icon please. Customer: Ok. Mike: Now could you select properties from the drop down menu please. Customer: Ok. Mike: What is the dial up number? Customer: Should I turn my computer on to be checking this? Mike: Hold please. AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Evan: Tbi, how can I help you? Ethnic salesperson: Yes is owner there? Evan: No, he is gone for the day. Ethnic salesperson: I just want to verify information please, is name of company still TBI? Evan: Yes. Ethnic salesperson: How do you spell that?
Evan: T B I Customer: I have a problem with my connection, need you to check all the settings in my computer. Justin: Ok sir where should we start? *20 minutes of checking if modem is properly installed ect goes by* Justin: Well sir, why dont y0u try and dial in and I will see if I can monitor the connection to see what the problem is. Customer: Well, I dont get my internet thru you guys. Justin: What!?! Customer: Yeah the guys I get my internet from don't answer the phone so I called you, think we fixed the problem though, thanks.
*click* Justin: Asshole Mike: Good afternoon, how can I help you? Customer: ling dong ching chong fing fong. I customer, what wrong with you guy? *Asian accent so strong I have no idea what she is saying* Mike: Hey Justin, A customer just asked for you by name. Justin: This is Justin, how can I help you? Customer: ling dong ching chong fing fong.
I customer, what wrong with you guy? *Asian accent so strong Justin has no idea what she is saying* Justin: Hey Mike! Mike: Yeah? Justin: Obscene finger gesture. Mike: *After approx 1 billion phone calls* Good afternoon, how can I help you? (11:50 am) Customer: Well I don't know where you are, its still morning here!
Ha ha ha Mike: Grumble Random Shots *Just random stuff that is heard thruout the days* *During a small B.S. session at the office, with Mike, Evan and Justin, Mike starts to choke on a piece of food* Mike: Ugh, Ack, ughhhh *choke* Justin: Stock options! Justin: Evan, don't make me get in your face! Evan: Walks over and gets step stool, puts it in front of Justin, walks to other side of stool. Justin: Steps on to stepstool, gets face to face with Evan. Let me tell you something!
Mike: If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Justin: But then I would have nothing to say. Mike: Exactly. Justin: God %$&*%&amp;amp;amp;*, *&^*m (*^&amp;^%%$, *%^&^%&amp;*, Hey there, how are you doing? Yeah sure! *Justins reaction when his neighbor calls about him fixing his computer for free because he heard from someone that Justin was a "Computer Guy".
Again, Freeloaders! Photo captured during the actual conversation. 
