  This week, Amber Frey, mistress of alleged murder Scott Peterson took the stand in the double murder case of Lacy Peterson....and already, on the first day of testimony, a glimmer of truth began to peek through: that Amber Frey was a big old ho.
Dayam. He tapped that shit on the first date. The testimony stated that he had gave her champagne, strawberries, took her to a romantic japanese restaruant and gave her the shocker. Don't worry though, ol' Scotty wore a rubber this time, although he didn't for the rest of the times. He told her that 'pulling out' was 100% if you really love somebody. Anyway, the rest of the testimony basically showed how she was in love, giving him the key to the apartment and allowing him to pick up her other illegitimate kid after only the second day, and all sorts of other stuff that crazy chickenheads who fall in love after a one night stand do.
But in the end, this testimony proves that Amber's only fault was that she was really easy and wore way to much make-up, and Scott was only guilty of being frank and earnest...he was Frank when he hung out with Lacy, and he was Earnest when he was humpin' Amber HoBags. 
