  You just can't get rid of some things in this world. The new item added to this list, along with dingleberries, the guy who leaves streak marks in the toilet at work every day and Richard Simmons, is American Pie.
According to rumors, they have announced to have a 4th addition to the American Pie franchise. While some may argue that the first one was funny, a classic even, the second and third installments were futile attempts to stretch a thin script, an even thinner cast and worn out jokes.
Hell, I would doubt that there was even a script for the third one. It was just a one page handout given to the cast saying: "We don't give a fuck what you do, just make sure you mention the following things: Stiffler's mom, band camp, a flute in a vagina.....and eat some poop while you are at it, that always gets a laugh. " (Sorry if I ruined the movie for those that havent seen it yet by exposing the poop eating plot. ) Nonetheless, they plan on making this movie, which is supposed to be about Stiffler's brother going to.... you guessed it.....band camp.
All be goddamned. That is the best they could come up with. I can just picture the writers sitting at the table "So get this...How about we take a flute, and dip it in some poop and then put it in Stiffler's mom's butt. It's Gold! GOLD! " BUT, this version will have to do without all of the excitement of the original bunch. And that's the kicker....even Jason Biggs is a no show. But I'm sure he has his own thang going these days, that wiley Jason Biggs.
He is probably in talks at the moment to make a movie version of "Wonder Years". So, just a warning to all, that it will come out, and it will suck, and somebody's mom will get fucked, and some poop will get eaten. But you won't have my money this time, for I am saving it for "You Got Served 2: Whitey Strikes Back". 
