  A strange thing happened last night in Byres Road Safeway. I'd just been looking at a flat in Great George Streetand me and cat puffed a quick doob before firing up there for our dinner shopping - Never a good idea, suddenly instead of Kedgiree for dinner it's Pizza and crisps and dip. As we were walking through the store, I saw this not unattractive woman, in the Ruth Campbell type mould. She caught my eye and seemed to catch Cat's as well before walking away. Me and Cat then split up to find the butter and I came out of an aisle to find that woman smiling at Cat (there was no-one else there - Cat didn't notice though) then she caught my eye for a couple of seconds and looked away. As we were at the checkout, I noticed that woman in another queue. Her queue went quicker than ours and when she was finished she came and stood next to the videos whjich were at the end of our queue, eating an apple and obviously not looking at the videos. As me and Cat got closer to the checkout, she came round the other side of the videos to stand about a yard from Cat with her back to her. As I said my 'Thank you very much' and prepared to walk to the car park, I noticed this woman had started walking, so she would be walking right alongside us.
She had been waiting for us to move. Now, we were going to the car park so we walked a different way from that which she assumed we would go in. The woman turned round, noticed we had gone another way, stopped and stood by the door looking pretty flustered. What a strange 'un. Also, I feel really ill. 
