  I've noticed readership of this has gone down, at least I think it has. So before I summarize my day I'm gonna throw out a few ideas for new things to do daily on this blog. 1. Porn reviews, me and David thought that since not many girls probablly read this (cus honestly what girl cares about a fat kid's day to day life! ) that porn reviews would be funny as hell. Like at the bottom of every entry do something like *Insert porn name here* is a 10/10 pornographic masterpiece and even people who hate porn should check it out. 2. Shut this thing down. Maybe people are getting bored and the dream is over, I could probablly spend the countless hours I've been writing in this working out and losing weight.
3. Make every post a weird rant. Like have a rant like I'm some fundamentalist christian, and have it be all pro life, pro war, anti gay thing, and then the next one be like a psycho liberal. Yeah that's a really dumb idea, don't even consider it as a possibility. 4. Keep it the same, every once in a while some of the stuff I write is entertaining to someone. Like the unfuckingbelievablyhot14yearoldcousin thing which david and me both got a laugh out of.
Ok now in other news... Not alot happened today, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna alot. Today August 8th is the aniversary of my uncles death he died in 1994 just a few months after my dad, it was a very sad year that year, and that's why i hate years that end in four including this year. So everyone who has a drink today pour out a little liquor for my dead homie, my uncle William. I've been listening to The Strokes all day and they haven't gotten any less kick assy than they were yesterday.
I decided I wanted to lose a pound today and I'm pretty sure I was able to. I ate really healthy today eating rice, tofu, and a hard boiled egg. I worked out a bunch today. I did weights played basketball for about an hour, and played tennis for an hour. So I at least probablly lost some water weight because I've only had a few cups of water, and a Propel when I was at the Valley.
When I was playing tennis there was a hot girl on the court next to me, but when I looked closer I noticed that I had been fooled into thinking she was hot by her body, but she had the weirdest fucking fourhead ever, it was all bony and stuff. And I bet before she has sex whoever her partner is will make her put a bag over her head so he can pretend she's some one else during the intercourse. But she did have a great body so she gets some props for that. I played relatively well during tennis, I was making the majority of my serves, but I was just missing something today that kept me from playing up to what my A game is. I was going to go to this picnic for my mom's office but it sounded like a waste of time so I just hung out at home, and that was all good.
I played a bunch of basketball today and every time I play I notice my shots getting more and more consistent which is really cool to see. Then I watched some SportsCenter, it's old school week, and when they were re-capping a game and a guy hit a home run Kraig Killborn said "Jumanji!!! " It was the funniest thing I've heard all day. The old school look of sports center is way better then the modernized/stylized look they use for normal broadcasts. I'm a vegetarian now, I don't remember if I told you guys that yet, but I'm thinking this is my key to weightloss success. I'm getting my bass tomorrow so expect a lengthy post about going to Seattle to get it, and all the attractive women I'm bound to see on the way there.
Oh yeah RIP Rick James, that guy was crazy. I was watching behind the music on him and he was out of control. He'd smoke joints on stage, and then like he'd have a bunch of women in his room and be like you come with me, you wait here for afterwards, you come back tomorrow, you wait for if I want some more after the second girl. Shit this guy was getting more pussy than um...i can't think of anything better than someone who owns a lot of cats, but you get the picture. Rick James you will be missed. 
