  Boat Trip- It’s hard to imagine Cuba Gooding Jr. sinking lower than “Snow Dogs”, but this film offers definitive proof his decline. It can’t imagine the person who greenlighted it. You surely know the concept. Two desperate men accidentally take a gay cruise. It’s a fate worse than death, but they find reprise in a dance instructor and a Swedish tanning team.I This is the perfrect example of a film that can only be laughed at.To laugh with the characters or when the director hopes to amuse you is unimaginable.The attempts at humor are as misguided as the plot synopsis. Are we expected to be amused when the fat sidekick gives a speech on how easy gay men will be to rip off at poker? His reasoning: they giggle a lot.How about the endless parading of cartoonish caricatures of homosexual men?
Is the impossibly idiotic tanning team an attempt to attract pre-pubescent boys? If so, I imagine that even they would be disappointed. While trash like “You Got Served” is inept enough to amuse any critical viewer for 95 minutes, “Boat Trip” is yawn inducing and utterly forgettable. I selected some of the crucial shots. Hopefully, they’ll save you from experiencing it for yourself. My computer wasn't able to remove the Spanish subtitles, so they remain in certain shots. Cuba's big moment- the talent show Cuba's friends share a nice, shiny bottle of 50 YEAR OLD cognac.
Imagine the type of person&nbsp;who would&nbsp;purchase such a vintage without a set of snifters to accompany the spirit. Poker professionals Will Ferrel- The man behind the mistaken booking A healthy romance Groundbreaking special effects work The result of the flare The biting comedy of the outtakes reel. 
