  What are dachshunds good for? I've conducted a controlled study of dachshund usefulness over the past four weeks. Using a "tweeny" and a miniature dachsund as test subjects, I've observed the following: They sleep. They eat. They pee and poop. They repeat as as often as necessary. But what good are they? I also explored this question. And here's what I discovered: They are adorable. They are entertaining. They have the capacity to love unconditionally. They're darn cute! I think we'll keep 'em! 
