  Is it just me or did that Olympic Torch bear a striking resemblance to an Iraqi Scud Missle? For a brief moment I thought we'd finally found those elusive WMDs.
Did you hear that many Americans have urged our olympians to quell our victory celebrations so as not to inflame the rest of the world? Good idea. While we're at it, why don't we just suck at every event and give the rest of the world a chance to beat us?
We have enough gold medals already. Is anyone else depressed because of the start of the Olympic Games? This now means ESPN will have to devote time to these insufferable sports at the expense of the NFL pre-season coverage. Not only that, but it completely displaces the entire NBC Must-See TV line up. I can't live with that. I'm counting the days until this thing's over. 
