  Man oh man my ass hurts....and no its not because of carnal pleasures (you dirty pigs). Having a broken ass is definitely the worst thing EVER! You can't walk properly, everytime you sit you ache, and bathroom visits are hell. Sleep is non-existant because everytime you move, the stupid thing twinges and gives you a nice electric-pain shock that rips through your dreams nothing like a noise or a someone breaking your window ever could. Buttache. Not headache...buttache. Its my new coined word. Yeah, think I'll buy a patent.... 
