  As those of you who have sated your primal desires to read my profile know, today is my last day on Earth as a 33-year old human being. Tomorrow is my birthday. Now, as happens every year, I don't know what I "want" for my birthday any more than I do for Christmas.
Gifts are cool, gimme gimme, but don't ask me what I want. I don't know. I think my fiance is getting me a cell phone, like hers. Her cellphone has e-mail, video games, TV channels, limited range mind control laser targeting, the works. Hell, I don't even wear a watch, which is the 3rd most evil thing mankind has ever invented, behind #2 - Nuclear Weapons, and #1 - Pepsi-Cola. I guess it's time for me have a cell phone too. 
