  I reckon that bloody Mark Latham is a bisexual. He can never make up his stupid mind. Like last week, he was all like 'oooh, Gay Marriage is so good' and now he's all like 'well, Gay Marriage isn't cool enough for me.
Meh. ' He's such a poo-brain for sending that stuck up bitch Roxon to that Marriage Forum today. What's with having a Shadow Attorney-General named Roxon, that's all like that Roxanne song, which is all like red-light prostitution and stuff.
Like, real leaders should have names like John and George and Earnest. He's just a big old copycat who wants to be as cool and popular as my Johnnie, but he'll never be half as strong, manly, brawny or sexy... Johnnie never changes his mind - he's a real true blue bloke. Like when he said he didn't want a GST. He so did not want a GST. Er, anyway. Not like that dirty bisexual Mark Latham who's a fence sitter, it's so like un-American. Dubya is pretty cool too, but I don't like it how my Johnnie calls him up all the time. It's so mean.
Latham could be cool too - he should just join up with us like that Nelson dude. He sticks to his guns too, like when he said I'll never be a member of the Liberal Party. What a trooper. 
