  Holy mother of moses! What is with all this spyware being installed on my computer all of a sudden? It's like, I try to go to yahoo to check my mail and BAM! I have some girl's puppies in my face asking me to visit her website for some balls out fun. Not that I mind seeing ta-ta's, but holy shit let me just get to my email. I've installed Adaware, Spybot and even HijackThis. They all find all the shit in my system, get rid of them, but they just come right back. I want my laptop back. So, I've been on this "internet" thing for a while now. Longer than most people. I was downloading music before mp3's. Back when 28.8 was holy hell fast. Why, I even remember when you could buy stuff over the internet via (stolen) credit card without being tracked.
Ah, the glory days for super nerds. But let me get to the point. We all know the internet has some awful things to show. We all have that one link we wish we had not clicked. That email we wished we had not opened. I've seen some awful things. But today I saw the most awful thing ever. I consider myself fairly desensitized to things that a normal person would find 'gross' or 'disturbing,' but even I was caught off guard by this.
I speak of none other than "tub girl. " You would have thought I'd have listened to the warnings. The "holy shit this is not work safe, click at your own risk" disclaimers on the message boards. But no. I was curious. I clicked. I regretted. So will you. If you really are as curious as I was then just google "tub girl" and prepare to have your soul stripped from your mortal shell thru your eyeballs.
Hey, we should play a game. We'll call it "who can stare at tub girl the longest. " It'll be like a staring contest, but with more crying. Well I've said enough. Hmmm, it's 12:22 and I'm getting another one of my sugar cravings. This is weird. Every night for the past 2 weeks. When will it end? Ok, I'm gonna go get some juice and maybe a cookie. This is Tony signing off. See you all tomorrow. 
