  JasMcD92080 (2:04:26 AM): Give me your PS2 or pay the consequences, bitch. JasMcD92080 (2:04:36 AM): I'll kill your cat. JasMcD92080 (2:04:49 AM): The PS2 or Neptune gets it. Marimba169 (2:05:12 AM): Neptune would kick your ass, have you seen the size of him Marimba169 (2:05:20 AM): lol JasMcD92080 (2:05:21 AM): I'm prepared to face him.
JasMcD92080 (2:05:27 AM): I have long range weapons. JasMcD92080 (2:05:36 AM): Like grenades and mortars and stuff. Marimba169 (2:05:38 AM): I hope you have your black belt in cat kwon doe JasMcD92080 (2:05:46 AM): If I threw a grenade you know that dumb cat would play with it til it blew up. JasMcD92080 (2:06:03 AM): Especially if I just rolled it past him, he'd chase it even. Marimba169 (2:06:06 AM): oh sure, might lose a little hair, but he''d be pissed Marimba169 (2:06:16 AM): and then....watch out JasMcD92080 (2:06:56 AM): I have a sword.
JasMcD92080 (2:06:58 AM): I have 4 actually. JasMcD92080 (2:07:09 AM): I'll wax him. JasMcD92080 (2:07:14 AM): JUST GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN PS2!!!! Marimba169 (2:07:18 AM): I'll hold you to that Marimba169 (2:07:38 AM): I'll set it up, you and Neptune, one on one, no holds barred JasMcD92080 (2:07:39 AM): He'll be bald, after I wax him.
lol Marimba169 (2:07:49 AM): ohhhhhh, that's bad dude JasMcD92080 (2:07:59 AM): If I win I get the PS2 Marimba169 (2:08:42 AM): but I still get the xbox Marimba169 (2:08:52 AM): if you win JasMcD92080 (2:09:07 AM): Fine. JasMcD92080 (2:09:16 AM): I'm takin that kitty down. JasMcD92080 (2:09:27 AM): I hope i remember to take my allergy meds so he can't use that on me. Marimba169 (2:09:49 AM): lol, well if you get blades, I'm giving my cat some catnip JasMcD92080 (2:10:37 AM): Right on. JasMcD92080 (2:10:43 AM): Can I bring my dog? Marimba169 (2:11:04 AM): no, it's blades, wax, or the dog Marimba169 (2:11:10 AM): and catnip for neptune JasMcD92080 (2:13:38 AM): What if I wax my blades Marimba169 (2:13:49 AM): that won't cut schtick Marimba169 (2:14:48 AM): especially not super Neptune JasMcD92080 (2:15:01 AM): I know karate.
JasMcD92080 (2:15:06 AM): I was in the desert, man. Marimba169 (2:15:10 AM): lol JasMcD92080 (2:15:13 AM): The FUCKING DESERT!! Marimba169 (2:15:31 AM): my cat sleeps in his own urine JasMcD92080 (2:16:10 AM): so do I. Marimba169 (2:16:24 AM): whoh, that's hardcore dude JasMcD92080 (2:16:25 AM): And my own poo, too. JasMcD92080 (2:16:33 AM): I'm a trained killer. JasMcD92080 (2:16:39 AM): If I puke, I nap in it. JasMcD92080 (2:17:10 AM): If I pee, I nap it it. JasMcD92080 (2:17:14 AM): And yes, if I poo, I nap in the poo.
JasMcD92080 (2:17:54 AM): POO. Marimba169 (2:17:59 AM): wow, you must do alot of napping Marimba169 (2:18:04 AM): like a cat Marimba169 (2:18:06 AM): hmmm JasMcD92080 (2:18:06 AM): POO I TELL YOU!!! Yes. JasMcD92080 (2:18:34 AM): Fearing for your PS2 now, I bet. Marimba169 (2:19:17 AM): no, I still stand behind Neptune Marimba169 (2:19:29 AM): he's versatile JasMcD92080 (2:20:47 AM): Hmm JasMcD92080 (2:20:53 AM): I think I can take him. Marimba169 (2:21:35 AM): sometimes I'll be playing with Neptune and he'll get me in this crazy head lock and he says "give me something to eat or I'll tear your head off" and damn, I'm pretty scared JasMcD92080 (2:22:02 AM): lol!!!
JasMcD92080 (2:22:13 AM): dude I'm crying I'm laughing so fucking hard at that. Marimba169 (2:22:18 AM): there's nothing more fearsome then a cat talking to you while he's got you in a headlock JasMcD92080 (2:23:31 AM): Especially when he's making death threats. JasMcD92080 (2:23:52 AM): I'll take him. Then i get a ps2 and kitty can never hurt you again. Marimba169 (2:24:43 AM): Well, just watch out for the damned kitty headlock of death JasMcD92080 (2:25:05 AM): I'll put him in a headlock. JasMcD92080 (2:25:12 AM): And pull on his peepee. Marimba169 (2:25:42 AM): but his is retractable JasMcD92080 (2:26:05 AM): I'll cut off his paws.
Marimba169 (2:26:18 AM): he's quick I tell ya JasMcD92080 (2:26:46 AM): I was in the WAR!! WAS YOUR FUCKING KITTY IN THE WAR!! CAUSE I WAS IN THE GOD DAMN WAR!!! JasMcD92080 (2:27:02 AM): I KILLED THOUSANDS!!!! Marimba169 (2:27:43 AM): my cat's got that zen attitude, like, I don't need to kill another, I know what it's like.
JasMcD92080 (2:28:38 AM): Your cat is gay. Marimba169 (2:28:59 AM): hey now, give him a break, he's got no balls Marimba169 (2:29:09 AM): I took them, and juggled them JasMcD92080 (2:29:50 AM): I will drink his blood after I tear off his head. Marimba169 (2:30:18 AM): who will tear whom's head off? Marimba169 (2:30:33 AM): ...on the next 20/20 JasMcD92080 (2:30:47 AM): Celebrity catfight. Marimba169 (2:30:53 AM): err Marimba169 (2:30:55 AM): wait Marimba169 (2:31:01 AM): wanna rephrase that? JasMcD92080 (2:31:10 AM): Celebrity Cat vs Jason fight. 
