  There are about 10 women who come to the store and do this, but I don't know any of their names. Let's call them Wanda, since that sounds like a name a stupid bitch would have. Seriously ... just seeing one of these stupid whores walk into the store makes my blood boil. When Wanda comes to the store, she always parks in exactly the same parking space, which is without a doubt, either as absolutely close to the store or as far away as she can possibly get. She also has one of these two hair styles: long and a disgusting color of blonde, or short and whiter then my dead grandmother. Wanda smokes atleast a pack of cigarettes a day; you can tell, because her and her car both smell like the engine room of a freight train. Wanda's overweight, so she has to waddle everywhere she goes at a pace my paraplegic father could beat. She looks around with this blank stare as she slowly creeps around the store, pissing everyone off that she possibly can, while maintaining the cool poise of a complete moron. When Wanda comes to check out, she will never look the checker or sacker in the eyes as she pushes her over-loaded buggy into the lane. Instead, she pretends she is looking down another aisle, trying to think of something she missed as she slowly inches her buggy toward the checkout. After somebody starts checking her out, she slowly waddles by, and takes no less then 15 minutes to fill out a check.
She always pays with a check because that's what all dumbasses do who want to inadvertantly piss everyone off. No matter how many groceries she has, Wanda always makes the sacker carry them out, and she drives one of two cars: either something compact and shitty that couldn't possibly seat more than her fat ass (read: Ford Contour) or something old that's either white or blue, or white and blue (read: old-school Caddy).
That's the store experience with Wanda. Didn't it piss you off just reading it? You know, I found out one of the Wanda's that comes into the store is a nurse. This is one of the most disgusting people I have ever seen in my life, and she takes care of sick people for a living! She can't even take care of herself! It truly is a fucked up world. 
