  well..umm.. wow ! todayy has jusS been full of boyfriends ! hah! thank goodness none were mine !! lol... well first it started with enid 'the whore' lol..j/k... i l u g!! so yeahh, she saw her dream man again.. (lol) 'The Burger King man' shes like literally in love with this guy!!
get this... WHILE SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!! lol.... well yeah... this guy is older... ((18)) yeah, alot older.. so hes cuter, has better "i l u" lines, has a car, job, they have more in common... the whole 9 yards u know ??... so yeah, She wanted to break up with this other dude and try things out with ‘burger king man’ so she did… and she was like “omg ysatis what do I say! ?” so0o0o… I was there AGAIN helpin her with her boyfriend dramas and helped her break up with the dude… then she was like “omg thanx so much you’re the one always there for me with the guys!” lol.. yeah i know, your welcome girl i luv you!! ; ) but that brings bakk memories of good times!!
Remember chris!? (lol) and all my predictions! hah! We’re such losers! So anyways lets see how it turns out with burger king man…. Nxt on the phone with lissette… her stupid ex- “Ralph” was prank callin her.. of course we knew it was him.. he made it sooo obvious!!
O0h man!! First.. he was pretending to be Arnold Schortzinegger, then Micheal Jackson, then some fortune teller telling us we were gonna be preganat in 3 months! (lol) it pissed me off buhh it was prRty funny! so anyways, we called him bakk and got into such a loooooong conversation with him.. the fricCn retard had the ballz to be askin lissette 2 get bakk as “MORE than friends”! wutta a loser !!! Guys are such idiots!
The world would so much better with the out them… with the exception of just a few.. ((lol)) I LOVE YOU JETER!!! and Ashton Kutcher … and Jorge .. and a lot of other boiizz (lol) okay.. so I take that bakk.. in a way.. so yeah… then we were talking normal.. and he was like “yeah u should see how I look now!? (fricCn conceded biatch!).. I took steroids and got so ripped! u should see me now!” then I was like “o0h man! Steroids!?
You must look worse than b-4.. that shizz makes u lo0k like a horse! and omg.. that’s illegal!” (lol) it was funny.. we were crackin' on him lyk crazzy!! (lol) so then he started tryin cover up & talkin about Elise how she does illegal shizz .. aka smokin’..(by the way she only TRIED it once! ) so he was tryin to look good sayin he talks to Elise and all these other people… s0o0o stupid! w/e 4get about him! lol.. so then, the old ladiee… from like a long time ago who always interferes into our fonne calls was like “oye!
Porque tu llamas!!!! chiquillo! Cono! Loco!” ..screamin’ at us for calin her @ 2 in da morning!! I luv that ladiee! Shes sooo fricCn hilarious!
And jorges impression of her is 'DA SHIZZ NIT!! ' (lmfao) 2 badd he wasn’t there 4 that… ohh boyy .. well yeahh .. that was my wierd dayy .. lmao .. ttyl xo0x* izZy 2 lizzie P.Y.N.D 4 eva.. 4 sho !! Hell Yeah!!! ~~holler* 2 my peepss!! (lol) j/k i l u everybody! p.s.
NewS fLasH : Hurricane Charlie is comin 2 MiAmi!! ahhh! ..and my fav. the governor of N.J. resigned.... hes GAY!!! LMFAO!! thats hilarious!!
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