  I should be working on job applications. So, naturally, I have decided to compose a list of: 30 Things I Hate : 1. When I have a whole bunch of reciepts in the money pocket of my wallet 2. Mosquitoes 3. Hair after it is detached from the head 4. People who get mad while driving 5.
Not having chapstick on hand at all times 6. People who sit too close to you on the metro 7. Slippery flip-flops as a result of rain 8. Gwen Stephani 9. Pro-Bush stickers 10. Pills on the butt of a bathing suit 11.
Peppers 12. Not being able to find the right windshield wiper speed (one is too fast, the next one down is too slow) 13. Sticky tables in resturants/bars 14. Carbonation 15. Guys who need to cut their fingernails 16. PDAs 17.
Not being able to get to sleep 18. Ruffly skirts 19. Target when its really crowded. Same for Costco. And the Red Line. 20.
When your rubber band breaks and snaps your hand really hard 21. Pictures being hung too high on a wall (hint: they always look best lower than you think they should be hung) 22. Those stupid oval white stickers that say "H" or "SD" or "LT" or something and you're supposed to know what city/counrty/resort town they're referring to 23. Broken crayons 24. Humidity 25. Walking through spiderwebs 26.
Rum and Coke 27. When there's no toilet paper 28. Driving if I don't know where I'm going 29. Honking 30. People who say "Warshington" 
