  I knew a dumb blonde that was so stupid that.  - she called me to get my phone number - he spent 20 min.  looking at the orange juice box b/ c it said concentrate - she put lipstick on her forehead b/ c she wanted to make up her mind - he tried to put M& Ms in alphabetical order - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it - she tried to drown a fish - she thought a quarter back was a refund - she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death -
she tripped over a cordless phone - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept - she asked for a price check at the dollar store - she studied for a blood test - she thought meow mix was a record for cats - when she heard that 90%  of all crimes occured around the home,  she moved - when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus instead - when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said " Airport left"  turned around and went home 
