  DIRECTIONS: 1. Click urlLink here for the best, most creative website on the internet today. 2. Have a look around. 3. Click on " urlLink Poems from my heart ".
4. Read Led Zeppelin's masterpiece, "Stairway to Heaven", expertly transcribed by "Valerie". 5. Follow the instructions given after the song lyrics. 6. Vomit.
7. [bonus] For extra fun, click on " urlLink Tribute 2 NYC ". It's websites like this one that make me proud to be an urlLink American . -chuck- ...or eat limes... 
