  Here is something I was asked to do, but wasn’t allowed to post it because it had to be at most 150 characters... Random Demand: The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig: One year, the pond dried up so a hungry frog sat at the edge of the road hoping for a fly to fall off the windshield of a long-distance truck. When no trucks appeared, he noticed a dead squirrel in the middle of the road. Some flies were buzzing around, so he ate them all. The next day, he was hungry again, so he hopped over to the dead squirrel, but no flies were around. He decided to put on the dead squirrel and hop around in order to attract flies.
He looked kinda like sickly green man with a wig on. A young lady noticed him and stopped to pick him up. "You poor homeless man. Why don't you come with me and I'll clean you up. " The frog thought (Why not? ), and went with the young lady.
It was near night fall, so the frog had the desire to sing. The young lady said, "My, you are very talented. I know this producer that could get you a job as a singer! " The frog thought (Why not? ) and sang the next day for the producer. The producer liked him so much, that he made him the latest pop star.
All the boys and girls bought all of his t-shirts and hit singles making him millions. But the frog became bored. His now dry-cleaned dead squirrel was no longer smelly enough to attract the kinds of flies he wanted. He was just constantly surrounded by pop star fanatics. So the frog decided to take the dead squirrel off of his head and put on a freshly killed dead skunk. Nobody liked his new look and he became very smelly.
All the pop star fanatics started talking about how odd he became and stopped buying his records. Within months, the frog went bankrupt. Homeless again, he just shrugged and went back towards his dried up pond with the dead skunk on his head. This time there were tons of flies buzzing around for him to eat. He wasn't bored anymore and his singing attracted other frogs with which he could share his flies. 
