Third and final blog of the day, Firstly and completely off topic of what I planned to write just thought I'd put down why I was writing this blog, I figured that by writing shit down I might be able to get some sort of direction and meaning to my shit life and also cos I've always toyed with the idea of writing a diary but could never be arsed and finally cos if there's anyone out there who can be bothered to read this they might have some sort of idea as to what I could do to try and sort myself out. Home is where the heart is well in that case I suppose I should be living on a football pitch as that is one of the few pleasures in life that I actually enjoy. But I don't I live in a three bed terrace with every
fucking man and his dog. First up there's my mate. I get on well with him but he's not happy with his girlfriend and that kinda makes things a bit awkward at times especially when I know most of the shit he has been up to behind her back and am expected to lie for him, this I don't have a problem with as if I scratch his back he will scratch mine. Which I suppose brings us on to his girlfriend who is a prick nearly everything she does pisses me off. I could make a list but I haven't got that much time. The main things that piss me off is the way she thinks she owns my mate she will barely let him shit without going with him which pisses him off and makes him moody and then she wonders why he is in a mood with her for fucks sake. Other things that piss me off include the way she says things about what she is about to do that I couldn't care less about and
we are not talking about big things I mean silly little things like "I'll just feed the cats and then go for a cigarette" Do you think I give a fuck why not just fucking do it rather than fucking tell me?????? And the fact that she can't cook now I haven't got a problem with people who can't cook as its not for everyone (although its not exactly difficult and would just like to say I am a pretty good cook) but if you can't fucking cook then don't for fucks sake. On a positive note I think she has realized this as she hasn't cooked for a while now. Well so much for not making a list!! I might as well just put one more thing down while I'm at it. She is such a fucking waster I cannot remember the last time she finished a glass of drink or a full meal. Now I'm not going to go on about the poor starving kids in the third world but for fucks sake if you don't want a
whole glass of coke then only fucking poor yourself half. Having said all that I would probably still fuck her! After those two is my mates dad. Now on his own he is alright and I have no problem with him what so ever, I do however have a problem with his fucking dog. The bitch is a fucking pain
in the arse she is always barking at shit, trying to eat lights and reflections shiny things, getting up on the sofa and lying under your feet. While I'm on the subject of animals I suppose I had better mention the cats, the best thing I could probably say about the cats is I am quite tempted to throw them all in the river and hold their heads down. Now normally I have absolutely no problem with animals and in fact wouldn't mind getting a dog of my own (never been a huge cat fan but my mum's is cool) it just seems that we have quite possibly the worst collection of animals possible if you wrote a list of all the things you didn't want in a pet then between the dog and three cats I bet I could cover your list. Which brings me on lastly but not
leastly to my girlfriend and my baby. We will start with my baby cos she is seven months old and perfect you could not ask for a better baby which makes me wonder how on earth she came out of my girlfriend who to be fair is alright most of the time which makes it difficult to understand why she is such a bellend the rest of the time. I know I probably bring most of it on myself but sometimes I think she is on a personal mission just
to piss me off. I think most of the problem that I have posted three times today and haven't said a good word about anything is because I haven't had a shag for over a couple of weeks now which is another of my girlfriends down sides she just never seems up for it that and the fact she normally goes to bed about an hour before me means its very few and far between these days, and if this really is what married life is like then I'll stay a batchelor thankyou. Apart from the sex side of things there is the fact that she is always nagging at me to do something she seems to think that when
I get home she all of a sudden doesn't have to do anything and I have to do everything despite the fact that I have been at work all day this goes back to probably being my fault as when she asks what I've been up to say not much and she then sees this as her ticket for me to do everything when the reality of it is most days I am up to my bollocks in work but cannot be arsed to tell her what I've been doing cos when I do she gets all disinterested and bored with it all so I don't bother (the fact that I have done nothing today as my three posts go to show is neither here nor there thankyou). I think the final thing that pisses me off about her is the mood swings eg I will tell her I am
thinking of going out next week if she wants to come knowing full well that she wont (and trust me that's the best way I've tried telling her I'm going out and she gets stroppy and I've tried asking and she says no and gets stroppy but most of the time this approach seems to work) yet sometimes I ask and yeah its no problem off you go have a good night and other times its you don't spend anytime with me (uh hello apart from nearly every fucking night)
or your baby. One More: what is it with women I mean ask a bloke do you mind if I go out? And you will get a yes or no answer and he will mean what he says you don't have to fucking ask him if you want him to go in case he feels left out or try and read into what his yes actually means. Why can't a woman give a straight answer to a straight question, or just fucking do something rather than asking me if I would mind doing it and therefore implying that I should do it and if I don't then I'm the bad guy. If she just fucking did it in the first place then there wouldn't be a fucking problem? Hopefully be back tomorrow.
