  John AKA JTA Forest Dump One way Hitch hiker Shandyman Fit but sh*t Careful John Old Eyebrow Thief of Old Baku Town Ming The Healer Molborine Oil Baron Keith Baron Obese John is a talented man and is the only person I know who can peel an orange in his pocket.
Reliable, loving, charismatic, generous; he’s none of these. John’s hobbies include shaving, golfy golfy, running from fights and throwing away beer in nightclubs. He’s a pro –European and loves to make new friends from around the world including Darnall, Donclystan and Cuddeth. When John’s not lying down he likes to take time to relax. One way in which he does this is to wear contemporary, bohemian fancy dress outfits including a Stevie Wonder Elvis number, a confused Vietnam veteran and a glove brother. 
