  1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?? 2. People who are willing to get off their butts to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually... Really, its not that hard. 3. People who taste/smell something horrible, nearly puke, then turn to the person beside him/her and say "OMG this is awful!!! Here, taste/smell it! " Geez people, if it's that bad, spare me. 4. When people ask, "Are you sleeping?? " and continue to talk to you until you answer them. Its the most pointless question ever in my opinion.
5. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that? " No idiot!, I just paid $9 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. 6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question? " Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 7. When something is "new and improved! " Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. Doh! 8. When people say, "Life is short.
" What the.....!! Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When someone wacks you in the shin or something like that and you keel over in pain and all they can say is, "OMG are you okay?? " Well thanx for the concern... I might be okay in a couple hours when the throbbing pain that's quickly making its way up my leg fades away... What the hell do they think?
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