  my pants are vibrating. something is happening. perhaps an illness. no, it is moles. he is utilizing his cellular telephone device. he is in las vegas.
i'll answer him. 'hello' seemed like the right thing to say. sometime later after being battered with hacking knowledge (my legitimate purpose in las vegas) i return home and find my associate. we shake hands. it's what people do. it's how you spread disease.
seemed like the right thing to do. armed with some winnings, one moles, and one smo, we venture into the world for some dinner. it is about that time. although in certain parts of the world it is breakfast time. some people are asleep. they would not be interested in dinner.
we were. seemed like the right time to eat. la salsa cantina beckons us. they offer very large glasses of alcohol. they only asked for $17.50 in return. we pass.
smaller quantities are purchased. pidel brings us food. his name is not fidel. that is important. his parents have decided. seemed like the right name to give.
we are coming bak, but not unscathed. moles has purchased a fifth of whiskey. a fifth is one fifth of one gallon. we do not purchase a gallon. that is a good idea. some whiskey is consumed.
smo should give himself a fu manchu. his face demands it. to a lesser extent, we demand it. it is now a good time to gamble. we play blackjack. moles is winning.
moles has won bak the money he spent on the fifth, which is not a gallon but still a lot. there is some left. we celebrate moles' victory by drinking the rest of it. mostly. seemed like the right time to drink. my left foot and right foot are no longer speaking.
they are having a tough time deciding who should go first. on occasion, they both take off, and there is a forward sensation followed by a reverse correction. we slow down. now they wait to hear, 'mother may i? ' it is a game they play. i have to sit down.
i sit down at a blackjack table. a young lady deals me some cards. i win. she high fives me. this continues to happen. i have won approximately $150 at this point.
we retire to bed. seemed like the right time for bed. 
