  While feasting on Kwong Fat, Hews and I found out where Stew's bowling "Jazz-Hands" came from. At first, we only found out that Stew took a musicals class in college. Luckily, it was just a class about musicals. We could have left it at that. Nope. Unfortunately for Stew, he took it a step further by letting us know that in high school, he was awarded "Best Thespian" for his Tony-award losing work in his school musicals.
Doesn't Conti have Jazz-Hands? Hopefully they won't team up and try to start a Jazz-Hands club here at work where they try to redo The Producers or Cats or The Lion King.... On a different, yet sort of related subject, I've been giving this bowling term stuff some more thought. It's not that I suck consistently enough that I could get a shot named after me, but more that I'm so inconsistent that I don't have some quirky shot that always happens to me when I bowl. I mean really, who bowls a 99, 205 , 132? A+ for consistency on that one...and by "A+" I mean "F-" I still haven't come up with anything.
I was considering "Ess Cha-oked" but I haven't been in that type of situation too many times. Not like when the term "Hews'd" was first coined. The only other thing I could think of was my Versatility shot. No one else does it, so I don't know if it would stick. Plus, you can't make up your own nickname. (side note: I think I just got that line from a BK commercial I saw last night - pretty funny commercial actually) I'll take suggestions cuz all I can think of is something like, "EssCha-tility" Anyway...feel free to comment like I know you will. 
