  Feb 24/2002 - Canada's Men's Hockey Team Wins Olympic Gold When I watched the game, I was over at a friend's house with a group of people. Canada had just won and I was on the verge of tears. There was no way in hell that this party was going to stop, so we decided to see what was going on downtown. We left in two vehicles but before we got on the highway we had to make a short pit stop at Wongers. We picked up his Canadian flag, the thing was gargantuan . When we arrived downtown we began to cruise Robson St. It was fuckin' packed, people were swarming and cars were moving slower than people. Honking horns, drunk bystanders, and my favourite.....the RCMP. Mental note: my friends + booze + driving + cops = STUPID FUCKIN' IDEA. So we're driving down Robson at .3 km per hour when my friend decides he's going to sit out on top of his car with his legs flailing through his sunroof.
I decide to join him. He was the bearer of the Canadian flag and was swinging it back and forth. It was so big it was taking out people on the sidewalk and cars in oncoming traffic.....it was fuckin' dope. All of a sudden we pass a group of cops and one of them yells, "HEY get down from there! " Or maybe it was "HEY put that flag down! " I don't fuckin' remember. The only thing going through my mind at that point was.......alright hereeee weeeee goooooo.
We disregard what the cop yells at us and continue on. Unfortunately for us the RCMP had their little friends, the plain clothed cops. These are the guys that pull us over. Although for some reason, I wasn't in that car anymore, I found myself following in my other friend's van. We were a few car lengths back and able to watch the scene unfold. One cop tells my friend Skye to get out (who wasn't driving in the beginning but seemed to be driving at that point).
The conversation sort of went like this. Cop-Have you been drinking son? Skye-Man.....I can't even see your face! Well, that was easy, the cop shelled out a DUI for Mr. Skye. While this happened my other two friends riding passenger in that car (Gorilla and Skinnycha) were out on the sidewalk surrounded by the Narc looking motherfuckers with earpieces. Gorilla was ripped out of his tree. When you add the fact that he was a 240 pound roid monkey who resembled Vin Diesel at that time, he can look rather imposing (now, he's a 280 pound roid monkey). Especially when he starts punching the walls. Skinnycha is beside him and if I can remember correctly he was probably lipping off all the cops. Now a rather large group of cops are trying to surround Gorilla and Skinnycha. Obviously they approached with caution because there was a belligerent monkey beating the shit out of the walls. Lucky for them they were able to calm him down. I don't remember if they cuffed Gorilla but Gorilla did have something interesting to say to the cops. It went sort of like this, "just.....just......umm......don't call my parents.....please. " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
I'm sorry. That's just fuckin' funny. I mean think about it, when a 240 pound roid monkey who looks like he can benchpress you with one arm using his pinky says, "just.....just.....umm.....don't call my parents," you have to find the hilarity in that. Anyways while all this is going on, Skinnycha who looks like a miniature version of Ghandi minus the turban is begging the cops to arrest him too. What do the cops do? Well, they arrest him obviously. The more the fuckin' merrier. So we got Ghandi and a Gorilla in the back of a police cruiser, an impounded vehicle and thousands and thousands of fellow Canadians having a great ol' time passing by.
I love it. I love my life. Fortunately they didn't get thrown into jail. The cops just dumped them outside the police station and we picked them up. We then went on the search for the impounded car and then headed home. An eventful night I thought. Can't wait for Canada to win it all again. 
