  to write about my kitchen table. I put it together early Sunday morning in between Kacey's 3am text-message fight with some skank and the onset of the second-to-worst hangover ever. It's quite a nice table, if I do say so myself; however, there is a slight problem with the chairs.
The sitting part of the chairs does not attach to the frame. Is it feasible to glue it? Is it weird that I read this back to myself in a southern belle accent? I'm guessing the answers are respectively no and yes, but I'd appreciate anyone's help with the chairs. 
