  Don't ever have sex with a strange woman. She will stalk you. She will date your friend. Then kill him. She will bring flowers to your mom. She will sabatoge your job. She will sabatoge your chances to getting onto a first rate sports team. She will steal your car and try to kill your girlfriend with it. Don't ever have sex with a strange woman. For those of you who are wondering, I went to see the movie "Swimfan" last night. The movie has a good plot, everything ties together nicely at the end, but there are some really cheesy lines and the acting is only mediocre.
Other than that it's a good movie. Last night was Halloween. Crystal and I did nothing special. It is one of my favorite holidays, but nothing interesting ever happens on it. Just stupid haunted houses. I want to be the kind of guy who builds a sweet haunted house in his garage every year. Tonight. I am going to church. I am wearing a tie. 
