  Such educational pursuits He sits. Stroking the cat. He is bored. Life has been feeling so wasted lately. Such educational pursuits as downloading porn and listening to " You're Pretty When I'm Drunk " by the Bloodhound Gang just aren't fulfilling him anymore.
People fill their lives with such trivial things. A young woman flashes on his screen. Such a beautiful lady, reduced to nothing more than a nameless promotion for an equally nameless casino. Gambling never really appealed to him. As he is about to close the window that has interrupted his game of solitare, he notices her eyes. Beautiful. Shimmering. 
