  OMG, today was sooo awesome (not really) a litttle heads up, sarcasm is my life. Anywayseewhosers, new one, I basically woke up and was like I have to finish my summer homework today before I literally go back into my rage mentality.
So I finish the book and finish writing the 1st draft of my essay EXCEPT for the quote I wanted, I WAITED 5 FUCKING HOURS FOR A QUOTE I ENDED UP USING FROM A SONG, how refuckingtarted unbefuckinglievable is that.
So I finished walking down that road, I was sooo glad to be like literally done, all I need is Dianes editing skills cuz shes a news editor so shes my hero when it comes to writing. So, for lunch at 4 I had nachos and watched Synchronized Diving, US CAME IN FIFTH, wtf, it was a rip off but I was glad the greeks finally won something, I tend to root for the teams of which the games take place, I definitely want to see the 200M freestyle cuz Michael Phelps and I think Kaitlyn Sandeno are doing it.
ANYWAY, so after doing all that shit, I tried to memorize everything I do for the Hobbit which isnt much but Im glad I dont have to do much cuz Im lazy and that would be soo much more stressful, ALL IS GROOVY, btw, I forgot that Ive been listening to Simon and Garfunkel for like 5 hours, but then I went to rehearsal and that was boring, but Sam Bondi farted on stage TWICE, that is like Gods way of saying your awesome Sam.
I was sooo excited. Then Mary Coofey and I went to Cumbys and we got PIXIE STIX and went psycho, in Austin Powers talk we "went mental on account of the pixie stix", awesome, then after my awesome cameo was done, I filled out my bio and it definitely says Randomosity forever folks and egg yolks, Alexa helped it too be funny.
I was excited. Wow, how many times can I say excited in a journal entry. I WAS SOO BORED however after that wating for ma mere, I definitely left my umbrella in the lobby on the counter. I found out Im going to the Olive Garden tomorrow, Ive kind of resisted going there for a while cuz its like Tex Mex is to Taco Bell as Olive Garden is like Americanized Italian and I was afraid it was going to be lame, OMG, I just decided I want to listen to Christmas music, ok, well Im outie ZANG! Thank you Waynes World, just thank you 
