  So i've blogged about this just as i planned to,  the idea for this blog came up when i was sitting here chatting with Ray and i noticed that my stomach looked like a totally different part of my body,  not like when someone is pregnant,  but more like when someone has eaten a giant piece of tough jelly and it won't digest.  Fatness is so common in this world of sedentary lifestyle,  where people can get stuck to the computer or the TV so easily.
 Basically,  it's become much much easier for us to become overweight then it could ever have been,  and somehow boys are much more susceptible to this " disease"  called fatness or in serious cases obesity.  Just take all the girls in our school for example,
 almost every single asian girl either has a BEAUTIFUL body,  or has a close to perfect one,  and only a few are a tad fat or a tad anorexic ( no names please)  anyway,  boys on the other hand don't all have perfect bodies,
 there are many lanky ones,  and many more well built ones,  but there are also quite alot like me,  except i don't see many chinese ones,  maybe i'm special : P Why do we get fat?
 Well,  firstly technology,  but more importantly ,  it's the quality of out living,  not everything revolves around food you know,  the parents take it too seriously ,
 the kids eat the food and get fat,  so what?  Isn't it the parent's fault then?  Why do they give them money to buy the food?  Why don't they pack their lunches for them like traditional parents used to?  Why don't they make them work in the fields of barley and wheat.
okay,  that's going a bit too far,  why do the kids get married to the computer?  Because the parents allow them!  We never hear things like " Go outside and play"
 these days,  well,  i'm aiming this at people of chinese descent mainly because that's all the audience i have,  but how can we be so ignorant? Not willing to accept the verisimilitude that we just can't stop eating and that our metabolism IS normal!  There can be no end to fatness,
 people have always been fat,  some people say that they are fated to be fat,  well,  i guess then you're fated to have a stroke or a heart disease and die young as well eh?  Eh?  hahah.
 Anyway,  moving on to yesterday,  it was school first up ( duh!  and sose,  the last night i heard something about bullies taking over the recess area,
 where we play cards,  and i was hoping for a fight of some kind. well expecting it anyway,  so my heart was pumping like a er. pump during sose,  and everytime someone did something.
a litttle bit wrong,  i hated them,  but then again those people happened to be the troublemakers,  man. sometimes i feel like jumping on them. then i had commerce;
which now is the worst subject ever,  not only has Vicary developed a kind of Anti- Ben thing,  i've also developed a natural affinity to teachers,  and it just so happens that Vicary is one,  and i can't help but suck up even though i don't want to cos she's like the worst even though everyone thinks she's really cool even though she's so narrow minded and so confrontational and just because she can tell good stories,
 doesn't mean she's cool at all!  grrrr.  :  :  barrrrrr.  Back to reality,
 after that dreadful class,  i skipped to recess area,  which i have fondly named " Recess Area"  and i saw the bullies,  i would have fought them except most of them were the friendly ones,
 so i just spoke to them nicely,  however,  most of everyone else wasn't there,  so they didn't get the message,  and it just so happens that the person i hate the most arrived late and decided to take a card of MY deck,  so i decided to push him around a bit,
 next time i might try punching him,  or kicking,  it would work better. other than that,  everything was uneventful,  and Ivan and Sig didn't need to help,
 but thanks for watching my back anyway guys!  Science,  i think Mrs Darling is starting to get bored with staring competitions,  even though she's such a wonderful person ( gosh,  golly,
 fairy tale words!  I'm becoming like Ryan from Big Brother!  which is like the most boring show ever even though i've seen about 100 episodes)  sigh. well at least i had fun mistreating wanjie and tran and jarryd and karen and jenna, whahahahhahaha!
 English was usual,  nothing new,  except i realised how hard it is to converse with Ja when all you have packed in your head at the moment is your crush and lame jokes,  so i decided to let her whisper stuff to wanjie then laugh as if they made a joke about someone else and they were laughing loudly on purpose so the person would know that their been mocked but not know what the joke is,  hahahah!  I like that ;
 I was a bit of a hypocrite during english too,  Ja was saying something about conversations being hard to read when someone types with lots of smileys and . 's and large and small letters,  and i agreed with her when i realized that she must be referring to me,  cause i do that alot.  but i guess everyone shows some kind of dissimulation at some point in their life.
 After that everything got really fun!  : D : D : D hhahahahaha. I still can't stop laughing.
in Chinese,  firstly ,  i invited John to a non existent party,  but of course,  since i'm so nice,  i told him that there wasn't one,
 . which i find really depressing. cos i wanted one( sobbing)  but before my blog gets too unbearable,  i'm gonna move on to the Nessie Chronicles (
whahahah)  firstly,  i was going out to photocopy something when nessie,  coming back from photocopying ran straight into me. she had the book so i told her to go and photocopy it for me, and she was like "
nooooo"  and trying to get away . hahah. sorry nessie, i still love u!  then,
 she took me to the library to photocopy,  and i told her to take it to the office to photocopy. dammit,  why am i so inarticulate today. sigh,  oh well,
 so she took it to the office to photocopy,  and she became aware that she wasted 10 cents,  and bla bla bla,  after class i took her water bottle,  and she was like screaming at me and trying to hurt me and stuff ( anyone else would have pinched me or castrated me (
in that sense)  so thanks nessie for being so nice,  but i still drank her water ( OMG!  and well,  she got pissed and i laughed and ran out to fill the bottle and wash it,
 then zong hao told me she was crying.  Given that piece of information,  my brain and conscience told me " SHIT!  I caused trouble again. oh man.
i feel really bad now,  why do i always do this. oh man.  then Zong told me she was in the toilets ,  so i decided to go and get her ( whahahhahaha)
 nah,  but alester checked for me,  and no one was there .  then as i was walking back Nessie appeared from nowhere and started shouting at me. and i told her i had cleaned it,  and she said she was going to throw it was because I had handled it(
note,  it was said like this -  " BECAUSE HE TOUCHED IT"  now that's more than enough to break anyone's spirit,  so i crumpled and crawled away.
speaking of crumpled,  Sorry hui about scaring u,  and hurting u,  : P i didn't mean to. oh man.
this is making me look like an ugly bully. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. oh well,  life goes on.  So after an uneventful cell meeting,  and a boring stay over,
 i've come to this part of my life,  where i just can't bear to read everything i wrote before because i'm scared that i've made a mistake somewhere,  just like in my essays,  i never proofread them becuase if i do,  i always find some error somewhere and that just . beat me down and bashes me up.
 Whatever,  this is like one of those " not in the mood to blog"  times,  so i guess it has alot of nothing at all,  but slowly more of my violent and evil personality will come out.
no more mister Nice Guy.  : D Once again,  sorry to Nessie ( hugs)  and Hui (
osculations [ hahah,  jk jk]  but in the end,  the joke is always on me : P Without fat,
 there is no one to mock ,  no one to hug like a teddy bear,  no one to poke ,  no one with enough of themselves to share their love around.
