  with urlLink Netflix . Yup. This is probably the healthiest relationship I've ever had. Netflix understands that I change moods and priorities as often as I change underwear (and thanks to my strong committment to personal hygiene, this means quite, quite often). If I feel the need to rearrange my rental queue 10 times in one day, Netflix never complains. Netflix didn't mock me that time I kept Say Anything with John Cusack for several weeks just because. Depending on how much time and energy I feel I can devote to our relationship, I can change my level of committment to Netflix whenever I need to. I frequently go back and forth between 3 and 5 movies-at-a-time, and I never feel any pressure from Netflix at all. And if I ever (god forbid) want to break it off entirely, Netflix will let me keep my rental queue online as long as I want to, because Netflix knows me well enough to realize that I will probably come running back to it eventually, expecting things to be just like they were.
I love you Netflix. And I always will. Speaking of me and my twisted ideas of love: I realize that I have often sworn off any notions of marriage. However, if anyone (that is, anyone not entirely distasteful or conservative) were ever to propose to me urlLink this way, I'd probably have some second thoughts. 
