  So, I've been reading the 5th Harry Potter book (I know, I know it's been out for awhile and I'm behind, but you see I'm poor so I waited for it to come out on paperback before I bought it) and Robbie has been referring to the book as the crack pipe because I can't seem to put it down. Disclaimer: I'm only on chapter 13, so nobody (Brett) respond to this and spoil anything for me. Anyway, it's Friday and I'm at work on what might be the slowest day to date. I've been trying to read in secret for the past 30 minutes. I spread some papers on my desk so that it might appear to passersby that I am doing actual work. But, I'm not sure if I look very convincing since I'm sure I look like I'm just staring at my lap. So, I decided to lay off for awhile and get on the internet only to find that the internet was DOWN.
The horror! The horror! A Friday without the internet? How will I make it through the day? Obviously, it's back now. Today is the annual staff picnic. It's scheduled from 11-2 and I plan on exploiting the three hour window to it's full extent. We also were allowed to wear jeans today since it's the big picnic day. I guess that's supposed to give it a "laid back" feel. I'll tell you what would make it more laid back...beer. Now that would be entertaining. 
