  So us women have a variety of choices when it comes to Birth Control. So I've decided to exercise my rite to change my mind. I have been taking "THE PILL" but its so hard sometimes to remember to take it. I mean especially in the wee morning hours and your late for work or you decide to sleep in - does it make it less effective. So instead of taking "THE PILL" I'm trying "THE PATCH". But when you say this the first thing that comes to mind to myself and the rest of the world - trying to quit smoking - but the reality of it is - no I'm trying not to have a child.
I started the patch yesterday - kinda odd- this 2 x 2 inch square on my lower back/butt area. Gotta make sure it stays on. It like having a bandaid on you. Well I always play with the ends of my band aids or they end up rubbing off. But the more I think about it - DAMN ITS GONNA HURT WHEN I TAKE IT OFF. I mean it has to stay on for a week at a time. ever had a band aid on for a week then try to take it off - OUCH!!!! Nothing like a square mark just above your thong string - how attractive. I can just hear the comments now - why do you have a square on your ass - My response - so I don't have offspring like you!
Na I can't say that. The guys I've been intimate are smart and hot. Not that I'm saying I'm slutting around. I just left myself open for that comment huh . WHAT EVER!!!! ( a girls favorite word). Well I'll let ya know how bad it hurts to peal the patch off my ass area next week. 
