  Posted by:  lunchbox benny Fri 08/ 22 04: 46 where's elVis?  we've narrowed it down to these options 1 obducted by space aliens 2 got Amnesia just like kermit the frog in muppets take manhatten 3 went on a benny like drug binge and forgot his address.  4 got jury duty 5 aquired an email virus 6 got killed by new bosses at the mpb for not selling enough ads 7 commited himself to a padded room from email overkill frying his brain 8 started partying. hasn't stopped 9 has been tied to a bed and raped by a stripper at knife- point and forced to do illict drugs off her ass for five days now 10 got as hard as steve's penis 11 decided he had a higher calling from jesus and has left omaha to become a preist.  12 became a drummer and is running extremely late 13 doesn't want to let anyone down and has over obligated himself and isn't quite sure what he wants yet other then a couple days to figure it out 14 got grounded from the computer for downloading dirty pictures 15 got eaten by the couch,
 like a remote and magically reappears once you give up on searching 16 heard rummers benny was going to tie you up and rape you at knife point and force you to do illict drugs off his ass for five days,
 well it's not true i only have energy for 30 minnutes at most 17 killed by freddy krugger in his dream 18 got shot by the cia for word of kicking too much ass 19 went to graceland will be back saturday 20 was prosicuted for late blockbuster fees 21 had family troubles can't be reached right now 22 my ex guitar player has black mailed you and there for you're not allowed to contact me 23 you found your heart belongs to country music 24 an evil women has convinced you to give up music and focus more on her 25 just been extremely busy and is still interested and glad benny hasn't given up yet 
